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Thursday, November 30, 2006

Orgasms for peace

Ah, the left. So imaginative in their protests, which always seem to involve:
1) Bad, distasteful nudity of the sort of people who shouldn't be permitted to be naked outside their own homes

2) Shocking (yawn) defiliation of religious icons

3) Public sex between people who shouldn't be allowed to have sex within their own homes
These geniuses have found a solution to all the world's troubles:
The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.
They even look the way these people always look like.

Their website: Of course they have one, and of course folksy acoustic guitar plays when you click on it.

Update, people. Update.
The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high-energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.

The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world.
I don't know, man... sounds good, but is there science to back up these notions?

There sure is, brother. There sure is.
The Zero Point Field or Quantum Field surrounds and is part of everything in the universe. It can be affected by human consciousness, as can be seen when simple observation of a subatomic particle changes the particle's state.

We hope that a huge influx of physical, mental and spiritual energy with conscious peaceful intent will not only show up on Princeton's REGs, but will have profound positive effects that will change the violent state of the human world.
Whew! For a second there I was worried this was some blend of hippy-dippy dreamsurfing and transgressive new-age pop neoalchemy. I'm glad there's a persuasive, scientifically robust explanation for how this will work.


So, looks pretty legit to me. I guess I'll have to retract my initial skepticism.


Anonymous kendy said...

i really think you should consider participating.

Fri Dec 01, 12:49:00 AM EST  
Blogger Justin Olbrantz (Quantam) said...

You've just won the award for post title that most stopped me in my tracks when I saw it in the newsfeed.

Fri Dec 01, 02:29:00 AM EST  
Blogger mAc Chaos said...

i really think you should consider participating.

It takes two.

Sun Dec 03, 08:23:00 PM EST  
Blogger Justin Olbrantz (Quantam) said...

Sounds like Kendy was volunteering.

Sun Dec 03, 09:40:00 PM EST  
Anonymous kendy said...

you definetly dont need two people to orgasm.

Mon Dec 04, 01:48:00 AM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mAc wouldn't know how to orgasm



Tue Dec 05, 03:56:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you seriously have nothing better to do than rip people who want to enjoy life? God doesn't exist and if he or she did they gave us cocks for a reason, to use them. Fuck yourself Ned Flanders. Worry about the bigger issues in life, not whether or not Spongebob is gay.

Sun Aug 19, 11:56:00 PM EDT  
Anonymous Futil1ty said...

Amazing. Stupid liberals sit down and waste the day away "liberating" by making fun of conservatives over the fricking internet. As my dad has said (and this is an exaggeration but it makes a point), "Liberals can tell you what 2+2 is, but they can't screw in a lightbulb."

Damn...science is really starting to make sense to me now! Let's all be orgasmic on some random day because of some concept made up by old people who don't know crap about life or science! Scientists don't even know anything about science.

I'm only 14; I was just looking up an image for a school project (Liberal), and I found this site.

Tue Sep 11, 10:44:00 PM EDT  

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